Here is next week’s horoscope for your sign.
It doesn’t matter when you read it, or which sign you are, as horoscopes are all made up.
What does the universe have in store for you? Let’s find out.
新年快樂 Happy Chinese New Year for 12 February.
My Chinese sign is ‘Fire Snake’ which is way cooler than being a Crab.
Happy Valenti…
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