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‘So You’re Saying’ + [Thing You Didn’t Say] = You’re A Monster

Aug 2

Tonight I’m gonna party like it’s 1999

Jul 31

Horoscopes for Horrible People

Jul 26

Haters gonna hate

Jul 19

Horoscopes for Horrible People

Jul 12

Only the good die young — prepare for the long haul

Jul 5

Here is next month’s horoscope for your sign. It doesn’t matter when you read it, or which sign you are, as horoscopes are all made up. Asshole Astrolo…

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