Here is next week’s horoscope for your sign.
It doesn’t matter when you read it, or which sign you are, as horoscopes are all made up.
What does the universe have in store for you? Let’s find out.
Them: We only publish things about frogs. What do you want to write for us about?
Me: Frogs.
Them: You haven’t written about frogs before!
Me: I’m a qualified journ…
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