Here is next week’s horoscope for your sign.
It doesn’t matter when you read it, or which sign you are, as horoscopes are all made up.
I wrote my latest batch of comedy horoscope columns whilst drunk. I forgot that they’re supposed to be about the person reading them.
So instead of saying ‘you’ do this and that I just ram…
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