Here is next week’s horoscope for your sign.
It doesn’t matter when you read it, or which sign you are, as horoscopes are all made up.
Aquarius: You should try to use your inside voice for negative thoughts, snark, bitterness and sarcasm. As a result you won't have much to say. Sorry about that. Or, you know, you're welcome. Don't try so hard and don't be…
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