Here is next month’s horoscope for your sign.

It doesn’t matter when you read it, or which sign you are, as horoscopes are all made up.

You might as well read them all. They’re secretly about you anyway.

Be careful what you wish for this month — Cthulhu has plans for you.

Cthulhu is consided one of the most formidable Great Old Ones. They’re cosmic horrors,…