Asshole Astrology — October 2020

Horoscopes for Horrible People

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Here is next month’s horoscope for your sign.

It doesn’t matter when you read it, or which sign you are, as horoscopes are all made up.

You still need to read each sign because they’re all secretly about you.

Sign up to get your horoscopes for horrible people. Don’t worry, I’m sure that you’re lovely.

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