Here’s the latest horoscope for your sign.
It doesn’t matter when you read it, or which sign you are, as horoscopes are all made up.
What does the universe have in store for you? Let’s find out.
HAPPY CAPITALISTMAS and HAPPY NEW YEAR!
I know it’s a bit early but I suffer from premature congratulations.
When this…
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