Someone kindly described my horoscope column as unique.
I have a unique column. This is what I’m saying.
Instead of pranking people for April Fools Day I’ve decided to embark upon a bunch of foolhardy exploits.
For example, I plan to: Write a book, invest in the stock market, and leave the house.
Then again, I’ve not finished my cup of tea yet.
Here’s the latest horoscope for your sign.
It doesn’t matter when you read it, or which sign you are, as horoscopes are all made up.
What does the universe have in store for you? Let’s find out.