Here is next month’s horoscope for your sign.
It doesn’t matter when you read it, or which sign you are, as horoscopes are all made up.
Home security:
1. Lock the front door
2. Turn the gas off
3. Leave the lights on
4. Let the neighbours know you’re away
5. Eat cookies
Internet security:
1. Encryption
2. Dropbox
3. Password manag…
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