Here’s the latest horoscope for your sign.
It doesn’t matter when you read it, or which sign you are, as horoscopes are all made up.
Since anodyine self-help bullshit is all anyone wants to read these days:
5 Ways to Be More Productive Each Day
1. Drink tea
2. Write for a bit
3. Swear a lot
4. Write more whilst dr…
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