Asshole Astrology — January 2021

Horoscopes for horrible people

Here is next month’s horoscope for your sign.

It doesn’t matter when you read it, or which sign you are, as horoscopes are all made up.

What does the universe have in store for you? Let’s find out.

My new year’s resolution is to stop being sarcastic.

I’m also going to cut off all my hair and dress in white.

Well, that didn’t…

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