Asshole Astrology — April 2021

Horoscopes for horrible people

Here is next month’s horoscope for your sign.

It doesn’t matter when you read it, or which sign you are, as horoscopes are all made up.

What does the universe have in store for you? Let’s find out.

Someone kindly described my horoscope column as unique. I have a unique column. This is what I’m saying.

Instead of pranking pe…

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